cumberbitchsandwich:

strangelystatuesque:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

paperjamtavros:

ilikerhinestones:

kubbypan:

then and now

well

i see someone sold their soul to satan

“I dislike Living in a world without Augustus Waters” - TFIOS

everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

anothermindpalace:

The dark lord would be pleased. 

thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”

 

lemonyandbeatrice:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

#and the avatarmelon master of all 4 melons

amygloriouspond:

Does it worry you that your two big stars in Sherlock are massively in demand on Hollywood? Is that going to cause problems in the future series?